You know, it is hard for people to get to know one another for dating purposes, and even harder for Christians! Add to that a layer of belief in plural marriage, and you have your work cut out for you! You need all the help you can get! So, in that vein, here are a few "Christian" pickup lines you might want to try to meet that special someone!
Excuse me, is this pew taken?
I didn't know angels flew this low!
I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way!
Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David?
Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy
You put the "cute" back in persecution!
Hi, my name's Will...God's Will!
Hey, need a ride to church?
God was just showing off when He made you.
How about a hug, sister?
Before tonight, I never believed in predestination.
I think I feel the Holy Spirit, no, wait, I believe that may be you this time.
Christians don't shake hands...Christians gotta hug!
Honesty is like a kiss on the lips...and baby i never lie (Proverbs 24:26 "He who gives a right answer kisses the lips.")
I just don't feel called to celibacy.
Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal friend of Billy Graham?
I don't see it myself, but people tell me I look like Michael W. Smith.
You know, I'm really into relationship evangelism.
I'm pretty flexible--I don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date.
I hear there's going to be a love offering tonight.
God told me to come talk to you.
You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither!
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I can be your Boaz.
I look after widows
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending down from Gilead.
Lets say, hypothetically, you were married. I would send your husband to the front line against the Amorites!
Feel free to meet me at the threshing floor.
If we were around with Noah… then you, me… pair.
I consider myself to be fisher of 'women'. This would be referred to as "casting my net".
I was a Junior Bible Quiz champ three years in a row. (I've actually SUCCESSFULLY used this one ~ Doc)
You float my ark.
I've been called the 11th plague of Egypt: Boogie Fever
I predicted David over Goliath, now I'm betting on you and me.
You are a Galatians 5 Fruit Salad!
I would bring your father twelve-hundred Philistine foreskins for just one date with you.
I would ask you to dinner, but I just gave in the offering.
I will never give you reason to hammer a tent peg through my skull.
As Shammah the son of Agee a Hararite protected the field of lentils, so i wish to protect you!
I can fluently speak all five love languages.
You. Me. Song of Solomon: The Remix.
Not a big fan of your last name, but that's ok...we can change that!
Marry me.
I went on a mission trip, but all I ended up was mission YOU.
You're the one thing I wouldn't give up for Lent.
Is your name Grace, because you're all I need!
You're made in the image of God? God must be pretty hot.
Obviously you've never had lamb's blood smeared over your face, because I simply cannot pass over you!
Water my camels?
Would you like to be my prayer partner? (Another SUCCESSFUL one LOL ~ Doc)
My parents are home; wanna come over?
You're a Proverbs 31 woman? I'm a Proverbs 32 man!
If I walk around you seven times, would you fall for me?
Is that a Bible in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You know that deep attraction you have for me right now... God did that. So be obedient o.k.?
You must be what they mean when they say, "not of this world".
Let's cleave!
I need to confess my sins because as soon as you walked through the door i started to lust~!
Hey, I'm into homeschooling...how about you?
I'd work seven years for you.
Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you.
You had me at , "Dear Jesus...."
Can I buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?
Do you come here often? (Use this one at church)
If you were a leper, I would still hold your hand.. even if it wasn't attached.
All I'm looking for is a Godly woman. I don't care that you're attractive.
What do you and a doughnut have in common?......... you both sweet and Holy.
(hold out hand) "Can you hold this while I go out for a walk?"
Next to you, Esther is plain.
Let's go forth and multiply!
I'll let you cut my hair if you go out with me.
God spoke to me about you last night. Would you like to know what He said?
Your name must be Grace, because you're AMAZING!
Look, you're 22, most Christians are already 3 years into marriage by now..just settle for me.
I would ask you to dinner, but I'm fasting.
So.. Can i clothe you in righteousness?
Whenever I look at you, I feel the uncontrollable need to talk to my accountability partner.
God told me we would be married. (Unfortunately, I have heard this one used a lot ~ Doc)
Give me your hand, so we can pray.
NIV or KJV?
You don't need to wear makeup; it's messing with perfection!
Thanks for the rib.
Is your name Shadrach, Mesach, or Abednego? Cause baby you're so hot, you're on fire!
Your bosom is like a herd of deer running!
I would swim through the lake of fire for you.
I believe in a literal interpretation of Scripture. 1 Corinthians 7, to be precise.
Would you like to go on a date with me? And before you say no think about this "WWJD?"
Where is your father? I need to talk to him. (This is for all my patriarchal friends LOL ~ Doc)
I'll let you glean my fields.
If I said you had a beautiful Bible, would you hold it against me?
Excuse me, is this pew taken?
I didn't know angels flew this low!
I don't speak in tongues, but I kiss that way!
Has anyone ever told you, your eyes are like doves and your neck like the tower of David?
Do you need help carrying your Bible? It looks heavy
You put the "cute" back in persecution!
Hi, my name's Will...God's Will!
Hey, need a ride to church?
God was just showing off when He made you.
How about a hug, sister?
Before tonight, I never believed in predestination.
I think I feel the Holy Spirit, no, wait, I believe that may be you this time.
Christians don't shake hands...Christians gotta hug!
Honesty is like a kiss on the lips...and baby i never lie (Proverbs 24:26 "He who gives a right answer kisses the lips.")
I just don't feel called to celibacy.
Did I tell you that my great-uncle was a personal friend of Billy Graham?
I don't see it myself, but people tell me I look like Michael W. Smith.
You know, I'm really into relationship evangelism.
I'm pretty flexible--I don't think a woman should be submissive on the first date.
I hear there's going to be a love offering tonight.
God told me to come talk to you.
You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither!
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Would you happen to know a Christian woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
I can be your Boaz.
I look after widows
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending down from Gilead.
Lets say, hypothetically, you were married. I would send your husband to the front line against the Amorites!
Feel free to meet me at the threshing floor.
If we were around with Noah… then you, me… pair.
I consider myself to be fisher of 'women'. This would be referred to as "casting my net".
I was a Junior Bible Quiz champ three years in a row. (I've actually SUCCESSFULLY used this one ~ Doc)
You float my ark.
I've been called the 11th plague of Egypt: Boogie Fever
I predicted David over Goliath, now I'm betting on you and me.
You are a Galatians 5 Fruit Salad!
I would bring your father twelve-hundred Philistine foreskins for just one date with you.
I would ask you to dinner, but I just gave in the offering.
I will never give you reason to hammer a tent peg through my skull.
As Shammah the son of Agee a Hararite protected the field of lentils, so i wish to protect you!
I can fluently speak all five love languages.
You. Me. Song of Solomon: The Remix.
Not a big fan of your last name, but that's ok...we can change that!
Marry me.
I went on a mission trip, but all I ended up was mission YOU.
You're the one thing I wouldn't give up for Lent.
Is your name Grace, because you're all I need!
You're made in the image of God? God must be pretty hot.
Obviously you've never had lamb's blood smeared over your face, because I simply cannot pass over you!
Water my camels?
Would you like to be my prayer partner? (Another SUCCESSFUL one LOL ~ Doc)
My parents are home; wanna come over?
You're a Proverbs 31 woman? I'm a Proverbs 32 man!
If I walk around you seven times, would you fall for me?
Is that a Bible in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
You know that deep attraction you have for me right now... God did that. So be obedient o.k.?
You must be what they mean when they say, "not of this world".
Let's cleave!
I need to confess my sins because as soon as you walked through the door i started to lust~!
Hey, I'm into homeschooling...how about you?
I'd work seven years for you.
Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you.
You had me at , "Dear Jesus...."
Can I buy you a non-alcoholic beverage?
Do you come here often? (Use this one at church)
If you were a leper, I would still hold your hand.. even if it wasn't attached.
All I'm looking for is a Godly woman. I don't care that you're attractive.
What do you and a doughnut have in common?......... you both sweet and Holy.
(hold out hand) "Can you hold this while I go out for a walk?"
Next to you, Esther is plain.
Let's go forth and multiply!
I'll let you cut my hair if you go out with me.
God spoke to me about you last night. Would you like to know what He said?
Your name must be Grace, because you're AMAZING!
Look, you're 22, most Christians are already 3 years into marriage by now..just settle for me.
I would ask you to dinner, but I'm fasting.
So.. Can i clothe you in righteousness?
Whenever I look at you, I feel the uncontrollable need to talk to my accountability partner.
God told me we would be married. (Unfortunately, I have heard this one used a lot ~ Doc)
Give me your hand, so we can pray.
NIV or KJV?
You don't need to wear makeup; it's messing with perfection!
Thanks for the rib.
Is your name Shadrach, Mesach, or Abednego? Cause baby you're so hot, you're on fire!
Your bosom is like a herd of deer running!
I would swim through the lake of fire for you.
I believe in a literal interpretation of Scripture. 1 Corinthians 7, to be precise.
Would you like to go on a date with me? And before you say no think about this "WWJD?"
Where is your father? I need to talk to him. (This is for all my patriarchal friends LOL ~ Doc)
I'll let you glean my fields.
If I said you had a beautiful Bible, would you hold it against me?
