Yes. They had to make Alucard have weird threeway bisexual sex in the new season of Castlevania. Why? Obviously because they have to make everything that I like, (and everything I liked when I was a kid), weird and gay. They have to sprinkle weird and gay on everything or it's just not worth doing.
Is Superman gay yet? Is Captain America? Just make them all gay and get it over with. Oh how about the Ninja Turtles? I sure hope they aren't all straight. That would be bigoted. Can you imagine the damage done to young minds if you had all 4 turtles be straight. unthinkable. Gay them up immediately. OH how about the transformers. Can a robot truck be gay? BETTER FIGURE OUT HOW!
And definitely make sure that you reboot every last form of children's entertainment and add sexual themes when there were none before. And make sure those themes are right at home on a three dollar bill.
Is Superman gay yet? Is Captain America? Just make them all gay and get it over with. Oh how about the Ninja Turtles? I sure hope they aren't all straight. That would be bigoted. Can you imagine the damage done to young minds if you had all 4 turtles be straight. unthinkable. Gay them up immediately. OH how about the transformers. Can a robot truck be gay? BETTER FIGURE OUT HOW!
And definitely make sure that you reboot every last form of children's entertainment and add sexual themes when there were none before. And make sure those themes are right at home on a three dollar bill.