Typically the denizens of the various regions of the Appalachian Mountain Range refrain from traveling across the domains of other residents of said mountain range lest said traversing spark an unfortunate misunderstanding that is fanned by distrust, unfortunate historical precedent and a certain disinterested boredom into a conflagration that consumes both life and treasure.
So it is with measured concern and consideration, exercising due caution and diligence, that Clan Austin of Currahee Mountain in the Forest of Chattahoochee on the shores of Hartwell's Lake; make known far and wide and do announce and further publish our intent to sojourn across strange lands and past strange peoples for the noble purpose to both visit upon and with the Congregation of Families Biblical and do hereby charge any and all Christians of good faith and clear conscience to render both succor, comfort and Christian felicity if the opportunity so arise and further do affirm and attest to our intention to do the same.
Should any object to this sojourn they are hereby compelled to make known, announce and to further publish said objections and to give reason and proof of both standing and veracity thereof.
For be forewarned that Clan Austin of Currahee Mountain in the Forest of Chattahoochee on the shore's of Hartwell's Lake has a strong desire to treat all Christian brethren and peaceful heathen as the sons and daughters of a Holy, Just and Loving Heavenly Father; however we are a fierce and warlike tribe when the bounds of Christian charity and patience have been strained and we will brook no unjust meddling but will smite our enemies hip and thigh like the Godly Patriarchs of Old, until all opposition has been scattered before us or God has collected Us to Himself.
In other words, we registered for the retreat and you should too, it's going to be a hootenanny!
So it is with measured concern and consideration, exercising due caution and diligence, that Clan Austin of Currahee Mountain in the Forest of Chattahoochee on the shores of Hartwell's Lake; make known far and wide and do announce and further publish our intent to sojourn across strange lands and past strange peoples for the noble purpose to both visit upon and with the Congregation of Families Biblical and do hereby charge any and all Christians of good faith and clear conscience to render both succor, comfort and Christian felicity if the opportunity so arise and further do affirm and attest to our intention to do the same.
Should any object to this sojourn they are hereby compelled to make known, announce and to further publish said objections and to give reason and proof of both standing and veracity thereof.
For be forewarned that Clan Austin of Currahee Mountain in the Forest of Chattahoochee on the shore's of Hartwell's Lake has a strong desire to treat all Christian brethren and peaceful heathen as the sons and daughters of a Holy, Just and Loving Heavenly Father; however we are a fierce and warlike tribe when the bounds of Christian charity and patience have been strained and we will brook no unjust meddling but will smite our enemies hip and thigh like the Godly Patriarchs of Old, until all opposition has been scattered before us or God has collected Us to Himself.
In other words, we registered for the retreat and you should too, it's going to be a hootenanny!